Interrupted Orgasms

Today I want to talk to my readers about something that I feel is a very important topic; Interrupted Orgasms. I do not think that some people out there understand the severity of interrupting an orgasm. I know for my fellas blue balls are undesirable. I understand that it could be frustrating but I do not think they understand how frustrating it is for us women. No, I am not talking about when you fellas get interrupted from catching a nut. When I say nut I mean orgasm not the kinds that grow on trees or come from broken homes.

I am talking about the moment when us ladies feel like it’s about to happen. When the muscles in our legs start to tense up. Our breathing gets heavier and we feel like the muscles in our muscles are so tight that we might be about to experience labor. Yes my Poppee's. Right before we have the Big "O". This is a warning that my male readers should take heed to. Never interrupt a woman when she is about to climax. What a lot of men do not understand is that it takes women longer to climax most often times.

Just a tip: Just because a woman is making a lot of noise it does not mean she is having an Orgasm.

There are a few situations where you are liable to get your head chewed off and swallowed. The first situation is if a woman is masturbating and you barge into the room carrying a small child, trying to lay them in the bed. I mean it’s not rocket science. No matter how low you watch porn that shit is loud and the sound will travel. If you hear the porn coming from my room why the hell would you come in there to bother me? Oh, I know. You want to get cursed out, put out and knocked out.

Another situation where you are liable to see your maker is if you are in the middle of intercourse and the woman specifically says "I am about to cum." and you decide to change position. Um, who told you to move? Why are you moving and messing up my flow? This is liable to get a guy put out of the house in the middle of the night in the middle of a blizzard. Please listen with your body and ears guys. I know it’s hard, no pun intended, but if you are involved in the act be mindful of your partner's needs.

The last situation I want to talk about is when the guy loses his stiffy. I do not care if it feels like my vagina is trying to squeeze prune juice out of your penis. You do what you need to do to keep it hard and inside when I am about to or in the middle of a climax for that matter. I think I speak for all women around the world when I say there is nothing worse than an Interrupted Orgasm.

So readers are there any other instances that I may have missed? Do you ladies agree with my points? Men have you learned anything from this post today?