Interrupted Orgasms

Today I want to talk to my readers about something that I feel is a very important topic; Interrupted Orgasms. I do not think that some people out there understand the severity of interrupting an orgasm. I know for my fellas blue balls are undesirable. I understand that it could be frustrating but I do not think they understand how frustrating it is for us women. No, I am not talking about when you fellas get interrupted from catching a nut. When I say nut I mean orgasm not the kinds that grow on trees or come from broken homes.

I am talking about the moment when us ladies feel like it’s about to happen. When the muscles in our legs start to tense up. Our breathing gets heavier and we feel like the muscles in our muscles are so tight that we might be about to experience labor. Yes my Poppee's. Right before we have the Big "O". This is a warning that my male readers should take heed to. Never interrupt a woman when she is about to climax. What a lot of men do not understand is that it takes women longer to climax most often times.

Just a tip: Just because a woman is making a lot of noise it does not mean she is having an Orgasm.

There are a few situations where you are liable to get your head chewed off and swallowed. The first situation is if a woman is masturbating and you barge into the room carrying a small child, trying to lay them in the bed. I mean it’s not rocket science. No matter how low you watch porn that shit is loud and the sound will travel. If you hear the porn coming from my room why the hell would you come in there to bother me? Oh, I know. You want to get cursed out, put out and knocked out.

Another situation where you are liable to see your maker is if you are in the middle of intercourse and the woman specifically says "I am about to cum." and you decide to change position. Um, who told you to move? Why are you moving and messing up my flow? This is liable to get a guy put out of the house in the middle of the night in the middle of a blizzard. Please listen with your body and ears guys. I know it’s hard, no pun intended, but if you are involved in the act be mindful of your partner's needs.

The last situation I want to talk about is when the guy loses his stiffy. I do not care if it feels like my vagina is trying to squeeze prune juice out of your penis. You do what you need to do to keep it hard and inside when I am about to or in the middle of a climax for that matter. I think I speak for all women around the world when I say there is nothing worse than an Interrupted Orgasm.

So readers are there any other instances that I may have missed? Do you ladies agree with my points? Men have you learned anything from this post today?

That Ass from the Past

Today I want to talk about "That Ass from the Past", not to be confused from the blast from the past. Basically the ass from the past is that ex that won’t stop stalking you for sex. Now If you have actually had a sex life and are fairly decent in the bedroom there are things that your exes will remember about you. Unfortunately sometimes these people come back from the past trying to acquire that ass.

This is when absolute will power is required. I always try to remind myself these people are part of the past because things didn’t work out. There are only a few exemptions to the rule where it is ok to let that ass from the past back into your bedroom. These exceptions are as follows:

“That Ass from the Past” became such because of the distance between you guys. Maybe they moved away or maybe you moved away. Getting reacquainted is not bad if the situation allows. Plus who doesn't like a nice trip from time to time.

“That Ass from the Past” was as a result of your schedules. Sometimes as adults our schedules do not permit us to give the time we should to the people in our lives therefore causing us to grow apart.

These are a list of situations where you should not give in to the ass from the past:

If you guys were a couple and things didn’t work out because of the partner’s personality. 8 times out of 10 they are still the same person you once knew. Just because they got a new haircut, tan or even a new body does not mean that they will have become a better person on the inside. Change is a slow process.

They are now married. Please do not adulterate. I don't care how much they are swearing they are separated and are getting divorced. IF they live in the same house with their spouse most likely the person is lying to you.

Do not give in to "That Ass from the Past" as pity sex. If you dumped that person 8 years ago and things were on bad terms because of you. Do not give up the nookie because you feel bad for what you did to them. That would be the perfect time for them to get back at you for possibly shattering their lives.

Basically what it all boils down to is using your common sense in these situations. If your gut feeling is telling you not to do it, then listen. A lot of times as people we do not listen to our own conscience and we end up making the same stupid mistakes. A good friend of mine used to tell me "A hard head makes for a soft ass" I learned this the hard way.

So what are some other reasons why "That Ass from the Past" either should or shouldn't be given another chance at rocking your world?

its a Ho-tastraphe

This post is dedicated to the heaux of the world who are in total denial of their heuax status. I feel like if you are loose then you should embrace who you are. Be honest with yourself and those around you.

There is nothing more tragic than a hoe in denial. If you cannot remember 90 percent of your partners than you are a heaux! If you had more dick and pussy in your mouth than Trojan condoms then you are a heaux. If you have your own personal porn collection staring you with a different co-star every time then you are a heaux.

 Don't fret my friends. Being a heaux can't be all that bad. Let’s examine this. With being a heaux comes experience. One would hope so anyway. There is nothing worse than being a heaux who can't fuck, suck or lick. Shout out to Kim k. An experienced heaux makes people happy sexually. That's if their genitalia haven’t rotted off yet.
 

Smart hoes always carry their own protection. For those cheap bastards who want sex but don't want to spend the cash on the rubbers maybe a heaux is what you need. Hopefully a heaux gets coupons on prophylactics, kind of like a frequent fucker program. Can you imagine walking into CVS and the cashier saying hello Mr/Ms. (insert name here).. I have that new brand of condoms I was telling you about. These are on the house. I mean you don't have to be a heaux to appreciate free protection.

So in conclusion my message to the Heaux of the world is "embrace who you are." I mean without Heaux we wouldn’t have great porn. Just stop being in denial. Just some food for thought....

Making love faces

Ok really quick... I just had a funny thought Trey Songz made a song about making love faces. He tried to make it sound so great but no matter how great it sounds. The funniest thing in the world is to look over at your partner during sex and they have the spazz face.

The spazz face is the face that you get when something feels so good that you can't control your movement. This usually occurs when your toes curl. The body begins to have involuntary movements. Legs begin twitching, lips quivering and the funny noises come out. I once knew this guy who sounded like an invalid during sex. True story. It was hilarious.

The funny thing about laughing at people during or after the sex is that they usually get mad and don't want to speak to you ever again. OOPS!! But that was FUNNY!!! Ohhodssdkl nskdjnfksnf fnsnfsknf were the words coming out of his mouth. Face went into convulsions. It took everything in me not to fall over laughing.

Lesson to be learned kids: have sex with the lights off. I know lights on is sexy and you can see the sexy body f your partner but you can also see the spazz face.

When da henny's in da system....

When the Henny's in the system ain’t no telling if I fuck or if I diss them.. This is semi quotable. A line from Jay-z's I'm a Hustler change slightly to depict my favorite drink. Tonight I want to talk to you about drunken sex. No I didn’t stutter or stammer. I said drunken sex. Drunken sex while in some cases can be great it can go terrible bad. I just want to examine the possible situations that can occur when drunken sex goes bad.

I heard one of the best antidotes ever while serving in one of the most elite fighting forces in the US. One of the guys that I served with told us a story about drunken sex gone terribly wrong. He had been dating a girl for quite a while and sex was no mystery to them. One night they were engaging in drunken sex in the shower and she hit her head against the tile. He said she passed out and was bleeding a little but due to his inebriation her left her there. In the morning she woke up with a bad headache, a gash and in the shower.

The next best antidote I heard was told to me by another colleague in a different line of work. The story was of when he was in college. He had bought a girl home during a wild party night and had awesome sex. The only problem was when he woke up in the A.M. There was blood all over the bathroom and there was a hole in the wall. He had no idea what had happened. His roommate had reminded him of the event. He had wild sex with the girl in the bathroom and somehow her foot went through the bathroom wall. They were so drunk they didn’t realize what happened but it made for an awesome story. The girl didn’t die or anything she is alive and well somewhere.

The whole conclusion while drunken sex can last all night, get nice and rough, it can get dangerous. So not only should you wrap up but, you should have sex in a padded room.

Do you have any stories of drunken sex gone badly? Well you know we want to hear them!!!!

The lost art of Shrimping

When most people think of the term shrimping they think of people living on the Bayou out in shrimp boats. Today I am going to talk to you about the other kind of shrimping. The only boats required are the ones at the end of your legs. Still confused? Let me elaborate. In the sexual world shrimping is the act of toe sucking. I guess shrimping can be defined as a type of fetish but you do not need a foot fetish to shrimp.

Now some of you are really grossed out right now, I am sure of it. I am going to tell you do not knock it before you try it. The foot is very sensitive and can stimulate your loins to throb. Just like you can't have sex with just anyone, you cannot shrimp with just anyone. Please make sure the person doesn't have a fungus on their feet. Finding out you have athletes foot in your throat would not be too exciting. Shrimping someone with decent feet can be a great experience.

Unless you have a foot fetish the shrimper would not be aroused when shrimping. The reaction of your partner may get that arousal out of you anyway. Start by massaging your partner’s feet. You can use lotion but remember your mouth is going on there and a mouth full of lotion can taste nasty. As you pull your partners feet up you can rub them across your chest. As it approaches your mouth begin to lick lightly unless your partner is ticklish. If that’s the case you have to figure out another way. You can also begin to suck on the toes. It’s ok if you get sloppy with it.

When you are done shrimping since you already have the leg up either you can proceed to oral sex or just slide right in. You can also try shrimping during penetration their legs are up and their feet are there anyway. 
I know not everyone will agree shrimping is great but it does add a little twist to a drab sex life.

Have you been shrimping?
Did you like it?
Do you have any funny stories about it?
Have you been shrimped?

Prostitute's paying taxes in Germany

 While I was watching CNN this morning to get my daily dosage of depression from the media they reported about a machine on the streets of Bonn Germany. Well this is not your ordinary machine. A prostitute puts $8.70 into the machine so she can work for the day. This is supposed to cover her taxes for the day. The machine itself is not a fly by night machine. It is made by Siemens. It actually looks a little like a Munimeter. Those in NY and DC know what a Munimeter is.

The machine was not the best part of the story reported. They went on to saying that prostitution was legal in Germany. Something I didn't know. They also said that the government put up special stalls called conjugal stalls. They said it’s so they have areas to do their business. Seriously, like is prostitution that popular over there?

I guess since the thoughts about certain sex acts are so taboo here in the U.S. I couldn't help but to think ewww, a little wooden box for johns to get their rocks off. Wouldn't they be afraid to be seen leaving from there? I guess for the women workers it is optimal. They don't have to leave their area missing out on other possible financial opportunities.

I still have problems thinking about those little rooms that are in the back of the stores where you get adult movies and toys and motels. When I was traveling across the US I had to check into a motel because I couldn’t drive anymore. I didn't sleep very well thinking that maybe the people before me were putting DNA all over the bed and the sheets may not have been changed. I was on top of the blanket the whole time, while fully clothed, trying not to touch anything.

Can you imagine the fuckery that would go on if conjugal stalls would be implemented here in the United States? People who are not in the adult industry of street sex would be getting those daily tickets so they can have sex with their mates and not be arrested. Cop would come by, "Can I see your papers?" As dude is mid business and present the ticket. The cop would then nod and walk away. "Carry on, I'm next."

With all the free Vagina and Penis in the world I don't know why people pay for it. Is it just a fantasy? Sex with a stranger kind of deal? Or is it because someone people want certain fetishes taken care of that they are ashamed to verbally speak about with their mates? I guess I know why people do it.

I mean I want to ask my readers: Would you have sex with someone for money if it were legal?
Would you purchase sex? Hell, have you? Besides getting a nut and maybe crabs was there anything else you got from it?  Feel free to answer anonymously.

Ride or die

Earlier today I made a comment about riding penis, I said "Riding penis is like riding a bike; after not riding for a long time the first time you are a little shaky but before long you get that rhythm back. Someone told me that this subject better make it to my blog. So here is it. Ride or die. Fellas, how many girls during your courting process say "I can ride a mean penis." Then you figure out she is as stiff as a board and as exciting as watching a sponge.

                    

Here is where the Popcorn Popper comes in. Ladies, it’s time to ride or die. Some women are afraid of being on top. Why? Is it because he is looking up at you? Or because you are lazy and don’t want to have to do all the work? Fear no more. There are different ways to ride where you can be comfy and find the right groove. Just like giving head, you have to gauge what your guy likes by how hard and excited he is. Imagine that, being receptive to what your partner likes. If it was only about you this would be called B.O.B or die but it’s not.

There are different methods that one can try and don't think I’m giving away my personal secrets. No sire Bob. Riding is all in the hips, waist and thighs. You need to have motion. I think some of you ladies need a trip to the gentlemen's club. Not all women agree with this but dancers do work hard. Being sexy is not always easy. Well most of you Suzy's know because you are reading this. There are certain moves that exotics dancers do on the stage that can help you with your technique.

Another tool that women can use is porn. Pick up your jaws. Yes, I said ladies you need to watch porn. There are a lot of women out there that claim not to watch it but I’m here to tell you that you need to. Just to let you know not all women in the adult industry can ride a penis but you will know who got those oohhhh weee skills.

If you don't want him looking up at you lean into him, brush your lips up against his neck while you are finding your rhythm. If you are doing this don’t forget to be all the way down around the base and grind. Make sure it’s as good to him as it is to you. Once again I am not giving away my secrets but if any of you ladies need some pointers feel free to ask.

Ladies, remember what you won’t do another woman will. Gents, if your lady is lacking in this area find a nice way to tell her. You have to show her what feel goods to you. Sex without communication is just like doing it to yourself on a bad day. You know when you try 8 different things and none of them get your off so you just fall asleep instead.

Ladies, are you a ride or die chick?

Gents, is your woman a ride or die?

Reinventing the Condom

Today on Face book someone I knew started a post about condoms. The original post was about the store running out of condoms but immediately it turned into an all out marketing idea. Now everyone who has read my previous blog entries knows that I’m not playing with a full deck. So you can only imagine some of our ideas.

At first we joked about things that could be used in lieu of condoms. Of course the first thing that was stated was saran wrap. My interjection was latex gloves and latex balloons. I mean most condoms are made of latex right? From there it went to garbage bags and ponchos. The idea of scotch tape was turned down. I guess taking it off might hurt a little.

This conversation then went into flavored condoms. We began talking about different hood flavors we could make. Among those flavors we got sex on the beach, Onion and Garlic, Funyons, Cinnamon toast crunch, and Henny black. There were more flavors that were mentioned. Then in my jaded head I came up with this: "Imagine seeing guys walking down the street chewing on Hennessey flavored condoms like they were gum". There would be a lot of pause no homo’s as they offered one to their friends.

After this the conversation took a turn for the worst when someone came up with an even better idea. Note pad condoms, a note written on the condom for the girl or guy to read as she performs oral sex or puts the condom on. I really don't want to give away all of our ideas but some of them include but are not limited to:

"If you are drunk you can’t see this message"
"I know I’m too small for this condom I was hoping you didn’t notice"
"My dick is not small your vagina is big.."
 ‎"Surprise, I’m not your man I’m his twin
‎"delivery in 30 minutes or less or you get your money back"
"Don’t think of it as 2 mins think of it as 200 really fast pumps.:-)"
"Glow in the dark version "If you looked better you would be able to read this condom with the lights on"

There were many more and the list is still growing. I mean with the weather being bad and all this is good "clean" fun. I can only imagine if someone actually wore one of these. Some of the insulting condoms would ruin relationships and marriages. Some people would think they were funny but those are the dimwits. You know the type they take 10 minutes to figure out they were the brunt of the joke. I mean by then the other person would be done. For the witty notes it may make for a good conversation over drinks with friends at a later date.

What are some flavors or ideas for note condoms can you think of?

*disclaimer* using anything other than a condom to engage in random sex will not protect you from pregnancy or STD's.

The mystery of the Queefs

There are many elements of sex that are awesome but queefing has to be one of the most embarrassing things that can happen to a woman next to passing gas. I had someone ask what queefing was. A queef is a vaginal fart. There is really no nicer way to put it. This happens air gets caught in the vaginal canal during sex then comes out making a pffftt sound.

Yes it really sounds like your vagina is farting. The only difference between a queef and a fart is the queef doesn't smell like yesterdays chili and corn. One would hope not anyway. Ladies, if your queef smells rotten then you have bigger fish to fry. Go see your GYN, ASAP.

There are a few men that I have spoken to about the topics of queefs and there seems to be mixed opinions on the subject. Some men are absolutely appalled and it is an automatic mood killer. You would get the, what did you just do face and as they accuse you of passing gas as their little soldier goes into retreat mode. That's because they don't know what just happened or the cause of it. At that point even if the session continues after a queef the rest is really awkward especially if you are laughing.

The men that don't mind the queefs will look at your with pride and give you a grin. These are the guys that will make funny jokes like of she's talking to me. Meanwhile they will try to make it happen again. I don't think I know very many women who admittedly said they love it when they queef. I am sure that there are some out there.

I have now educated you guys on the pffttt..
Do you have any queefing stories?
Ladies, do you queef?

Pussy in a glass no more.; the power of no

The definition of pussy in a glass is simple and there isn’t a nice way to put it. Pussy/Dick in a glass is the fall back sex person that you call when all else fails. Usually that person is your go to person because they are reliable.

So last night the popcorn popper was almost a victim of drunken dialing and becoming pussy in a glass. While I knew based on the time and the person it couldn't have been for anything other than a booty call. I still felt compelled to answer. So I did. And you guessed it, the person wanted to come over. Well I am glad to report that I did kindly say no thank you.

Most of you may be thinking that the Popcorn Popper has lost her ever loving mind, especially since my sex life is as exciting as calling Bingo numbers in an old folk’s home for deaf people. Here is the thing though I would rather be with B.O.B than to be consumed in the amount of drama that this person brings to the table. I am not saying that saying no was easy. Lord knows I was so tempted but the past kept flashing in front of me. Since I know that history tends to repeat itself I have to say that this time I was on the winning end.

Or was I? All night I had vivid dreams of wild adventures. My damned loins were throbbing for hours. So in the AM I decided that maybe that offer wouldn't be so bad. I contemplated accepting the offer for a later date. I didn't make the call though. The one thing I know about the drunken late night call is this, if they don't offer when they are sober maybe you weren't their first call while they were drunk or worse maybe you are only attractive to them when they are wearing their beer goggles.

Later on in the day when I had to interact with this person they acted as if the offer had never been presented. Could it have been pride? I mean since I did say no. Or could it just be that some people never change and I will always be that pussy in a glass for said person? I go with the latter. That is why I am glad that I learned the power of NO.  While some people never change I am glad that I had the power to do so. It isn't easy being so damned good but man I am GOOD.


When was the last time you were or contacted your dick/pussy in a glass? Have you been a victim of late night calling? How did you handle it?

The fundamentals of face

Ok folks so here it is as promised, The Fundamentals of face. I know that the men enjoyed knowing that I put the fundamentals of head out there for those ladies who think they are head doctors when they really are head cases. Now it is time for me to school you men by giving you insight and tips on your face time game. Not to be confused with any apple products I am talking licking vagina.

Just as communication is important for giving head it goes the same for giving face. While it is easier for a female to fake her moans than it is for a guy to fake a woody guys please communicate. Every woman likes different things. There are some women who do not appreciate direct clitoral contact. It is a sensitive spot and it can get uncomfortable really fast. Ask her where she likes it done, on it or just to the right or left of it. Depending on how well your partner knows her vagina she will be able to get you dead on so you are not licking for 3 hours and nothing.

Listen to her body. If she is too busy moaning to use her words then you need to use her body as a guide. If she pushes your head closer that is a good sign. While shaking can be an indication that you are doing something good it can double as a no go. You may be hitting a sensitive spot too much and she will eventually stop you or worse. She may start laughing uncontrollably.

Give her the middle finger. No, I do not mean shoot her the bird. Put your middle finger in her vagina palm facing up and proceed with the come hither motion. If you feel something spongy inside good you are hitting the right spot. Now I am warning you. This is the G spot. Some women will make it rain on your face if she has a vaginal orgasm. This can occur with enough stimulation to the Gspot. So if you know your woman is a soaker wear some water goggles.

Women are not cats. While we do enjoy the simple lick, please change it up. Write your name with your tongue, spell out the alphabet, make the number 8 and apply slow pressure as you do it. While this gives her pressure you changing your motions will help you find which one she likes the best. So if she is an O girl then O her till she OOOOOO's.

The last tip I am going to leave you with is this just like your balls like attention so do ours. Rub her breast a little while you are spelling out your favorite beer. Kiss on her lips, not the ones on her face but her vaginal lips. Give her a little tease.

Just like my head blog I do have more tricks but why give them all away. You guys have to learn certain things on your own. Your women will thank you if you have provided a job well done. You guys just hope she isn't a one nut wonder. The one nut wonders are people who get their orgasms and turn over and go right to sleep.

*disclaimer* I am not responsible for any stalkers you may obtain by following my tips. Also if she squirts in your eye I did warn about the goggles.

The fundamentals of head

Well ladies and gentlemen welcome to another addition of popcorn and pillows. I am your resident blogger the Popcorn Popper. Today I want to talk to you about the fundamentals of head. Don't worry ladies the next edition will be the fundamentals of face. The guys need to be educated as much as we do.

The main thing about giving your partner decent head is communication. You need to know what your partner likes. Different guys like different things. It’s ok to ask a guy if he likes something. Ask him for suggestions and do not get mad when you find out you were not the head doctor you thought you were.

The next thing is no scrapping, not all men like it when you use teeth. Now ladies not all penises are the same size so you need to figure out how much space you have and what position is the best when giving your man head. For example, if you man is rather thick then giving him head while you lay sideways may not be a great idea. Give him head straight on and make sure you curl your lips slightly in so that the lip protects the penis from the teeth. I’m not saying make granny lips. You know the ones that are sunken in, but a little lip tuck goes a long way.

Another thing please pay attention to your man. While asking helps he will talk without words. If you do something and the penis gets soft then don’t do that again. Common sense, well you would think. If you are doing something and his toes are curling don't stop unless he asks you to. The worst thing in the world is for something to be feeling good and the person changes it up.

Next on my list is moisture. I don’t know many guys who like their dick to feel like it is being scrapped with sand paper. Make sure your mouth is fairly moist. Not all men like slobbers but all men like to feel moisture. So if your mouth is dry, get a drink of water or chew some gum. Please use some common sense. If you are chewing gum and giving head make sure you don't chew on the penis. Or worse, get the gum stuck in his pubes. Hopefully he has sense enough to have all that trimmed and groomed for you.

The last thing I am going to tell you is don’t forget the balls. Lick them, suck them, and hold them. They have feelings too. Guys love their balls fondled while you have a mouth full of their penis. It adds that extra pleasure.

There are a lot of great things that I did not cover. I will not give away my secrets. So I am just giving the basics. I can't guarantee that you will start giving porn star head if you follow these tips but I do know this will get you on your way to it.


What are some of the fundamentals you think I left out? Any questions?

The not so sex drive....

In my previous entry I spoke about masturbation and people claiming not to do it. Well one of my reader’s made a comment and it made me think about sex drive. So I began to wonder, what can kill a person’s sex drive? So I ventured off to Web MD to find some reasons a person can have a low sex drive. I am fortunate not to have issues with my sex drive being too low. We can talk about MY sex drive another day.

Here is the list of things I found on web MD: Stress, unresolved relationship issues, alcohol, not enough sleep, parenting, medication, poor body image, obesity, erectile dysfunction, low testosterone, depression, menopause, and not enough intimacy. These are all factors they listed in a slide show. Like I said I don’t have this problem but I figured I could make my own list of why people have a low sex drive.

My list and explanations:

1.       Your partner who claims to be straight is really in the closet. I mean how often would your husband or wife really want to touch you if they don’t crave your parts? While some DL people do come out, others are afraid of their own shadow because of whatever personal reasons they have. So that closet person will never come out and tell their husband/wife “Honey, I know I have a penis but I want to get pounded in my anal canal.” Or “Honey, while you have a nice little pecker I’d rather emerge my face in vaginal fluids than to have to jerk your penis again. “

2.       Your partner has bad hygiene. This is self explanatory isn’t it? No one wants to have sex with someone who smells like the inside of a gypsy cab when the underwear comes off or even worse. I don’t know about you guys but if my partner has stink ass breath I will not be kissing them. So tell them rinse, gargle, floss and brush and take an enema while you’re at it. Your insides might be rotting from the inside out.

3.       Your partner is ugly. While people usually go for looks first. Some people go for personality which is always a good thing but what happens when your little soldier cannot rise because your girlfriend suffers from trolliosis? You know, when your partner looks like they are supposed to be collecting tolls at the footbridge in a children’s book.

4.       Another reason is genital size. Now before you go jumping to conclusions guys this is for both men and women. Men can either be too big or too small for a woman. Yes I said too big. Its possible women. Stop acting like you like 12 inch penis, your vagina is probably the size of the Grand Canyon due to those monster schlongs. Which leads me to women, a woman can be too big or too small as well. While men do claim to like tight spaces for a vagina there is such thing as too tight. That’s the point when a guy thinks he penis might snap off because it barely went in and it got even tighter. Also we all know about the endless vagina. The one that the guys who are large can slide in without a problem, well think about the average guy trying to go in there. His penis would be in there echoing. “Hellooo, Hellooo.”

Well I said I was only giving a few examples. So what are some of your thoughts on lack of sex drive? Did I hit the nail on the head? What did I miss? What are your personal reasons for being turned off and not wanting to have sex? We all want to know…

touch it or torment it

Masturbation is something that is considered a normal part of life. Well to me  it is anyway. I have met some people who claim to have never fiddled the kitty or stroked the pole. It just makes me wonder, can people  get by without doing it?

A few years back I decided to take a sabbatical from sex. I became celibate. I went for about 2 weeks without masturbating before I realized that if I didn't have an orgasm stat I was more than likely going to hurt someone.

So remained celibate but continued to get my rocks off myself. In a lot of religions this is definitely a faux pas but I figured if Jesus forgave Judas and his persecutors for crucifying him I might be forgiven for kneading my dough. Anyway I broke my celibacy after a few months and got knocked up. Go team condoms! They only work if you use them all the time.

I don't know how people can go around not doing it. In my eyes masturbation is right up there with peanut butter and jelly on wheat bread; Simple but  amazing! Maybe those folks don't know what its like to truly climax don't know. Or maybe just maybe I'm an addict. It can go either way but I will plead the fifth if ever asked about it.


Are you a person who masturbates or are you grossed about by the very thought?