Pillow Passions

So My Poppees, the popcorn popper has been extremely busy lately. I decided to join the realm of Passions Parties. Anyone who knows me personally knows that I love all things sex. That's why one day I will be a sex therapist. I felt that I wanted to spread awareness about sexuality and sexual well being all while having a good time and making some money. Anyway....

I am a passion Parties consultant. I present passion products at parties and I allow the women to have fun and talk about things that would be faux pas in any other setting. I love doing this because it allows women to feel sexually liberated about things that they would like to experience. I also provide them with some ideas of things they can try with their spouse or significant others.

Some people think that adult toys are only for solo play and this is why so many people are against them. From what I have seen a lot of men forbid their wives to get an artificial penis because OMG god forbid something comes along that gives her a better orgasm than ME. I love to educate my clients on how the toys can be incorporated into the bedroom with their honey.

If a man learns that these toys are his friends rather than his enemies he will have a happier wife. I love when people say "oh my sex life is great no complaints there". Yet you find out that their spouse has been sneaking and creeping with this one that one and the next one. Fun fact. 35% of men in the USA suffer from premature ejaculation. That means he cums too quick. So if you are part of this 35 percentile, why not get something that will assist until you can get back on track to finish the job?
Also I heard that the average man ejaculates in 6 minutes and it takes the average woman 19 minutes to climax. I am pretty sure you guys can do simple math to figure out that that the men are coming up short!

This is not a men verses women. Nope. This is an eye opener as to why it is important to engage in foreplay and that maybe a vibrator or two can boost your sex life and really make a difference in your life. The better the sex the more you will want to engage in it. The more sex you have the happier you will be. Orgasms release endorphins. These are natural chemical simulators released from the brain that make you feel happy. More sex also improves your health. I do still recommend safe sex to those who are not married or that do not want to have children. So don't blame me if you get herpes from not being protected. There are responsibilities in having sex that should not be ignored.

Anyway I might be rambling. But please feel free to check out my website and make a purchase if you like. www.pillowpassions.com.

Please note next blog will be for the women. It will be about some reasons why male ejaculation is good for you.

The worst condom ever made...

My pop-pees today I want to speak about the worst condom ever invented. I know some of you are thinking I am going to talk about the tiny Lifestyle condoms... but I am not because for little penis men those are the best things since sliced bread. The condoms that are on the top of my worst condom of all time list is..... Trojan Fire and Ice condoms.

I always promote safe sex because for some of you lord help you if you reproduce and for others well GYN's and MD's are tired of looking at blistering groins. I don't promote things I do not believe in.  Safe sex is important. With the right condom everything is great. Unfortunately Trojan fire and Ice is not one of them.

I thought the concept was cool. It warms and cools. This was not well thought out!! Holy hell I thought someone put icy hot on my vagina. It was not a good look! Now I know what gonorrhea victims experience (without the smell and oozing). I feel bad for them. I promise I wont clap my hands every time I see you anymore.. (you know cause they got the clap) Nah I am lying. Some of you guys need a standing ovation.

Anyway back to my poor vagina. The other day we joked on facebook about Jalapeno pussy. Having something hot yet cold in your vag is not fun. I now know that thanks to these stupid ass condoms. I thought about having my vagina write them a strongly worded letter.

Dear Trojan brand condoms,

I hope the creator of Fire and Ice condoms gets herpes and not the kind that can be healed with Valtrex. These are the absolute worst condoms ever invented. May your genitals burn, disintegrate and fall off.

Signed,
Disgruntled Pussy

P.S Bareskin condoms are the best thing ever!! That person can get a promotion unless its the one who made the fire and ice.


Any way readers what are some of the worst condoms you have ever used and why? 

Reinventing the Condom

Today on Face book someone I knew started a post about condoms. The original post was about the store running out of condoms but immediately it turned into an all out marketing idea. Now everyone who has read my previous blog entries knows that I’m not playing with a full deck. So you can only imagine some of our ideas.

At first we joked about things that could be used in lieu of condoms. Of course the first thing that was stated was saran wrap. My interjection was latex gloves and latex balloons. I mean most condoms are made of latex right? From there it went to garbage bags and ponchos. The idea of scotch tape was turned down. I guess taking it off might hurt a little.

This conversation then went into flavored condoms. We began talking about different hood flavors we could make. Among those flavors we got sex on the beach, Onion and Garlic, Funyons, Cinnamon toast crunch, and Henny black. There were more flavors that were mentioned. Then in my jaded head I came up with this: "Imagine seeing guys walking down the street chewing on Hennessey flavored condoms like they were gum". There would be a lot of pause no homo’s as they offered one to their friends.

After this the conversation took a turn for the worst when someone came up with an even better idea. Note pad condoms, a note written on the condom for the girl or guy to read as she performs oral sex or puts the condom on. I really don't want to give away all of our ideas but some of them include but are not limited to:

"If you are drunk you can’t see this message"
"I know I’m too small for this condom I was hoping you didn’t notice"
"My dick is not small your vagina is big.."
 ‎"Surprise, I’m not your man I’m his twin
‎"delivery in 30 minutes or less or you get your money back"
"Don’t think of it as 2 mins think of it as 200 really fast pumps.:-)"
"Glow in the dark version "If you looked better you would be able to read this condom with the lights on"

There were many more and the list is still growing. I mean with the weather being bad and all this is good "clean" fun. I can only imagine if someone actually wore one of these. Some of the insulting condoms would ruin relationships and marriages. Some people would think they were funny but those are the dimwits. You know the type they take 10 minutes to figure out they were the brunt of the joke. I mean by then the other person would be done. For the witty notes it may make for a good conversation over drinks with friends at a later date.

What are some flavors or ideas for note condoms can you think of?

*disclaimer* using anything other than a condom to engage in random sex will not protect you from pregnancy or STD's.

Men that don't give face.

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