Wednesday, October 15, 2014

I am no expert, but

Hello Everyone!! I know i haven't written in a while but i was recently reminded of how awesome my blog can be so here I am blogging about a random subject. Have you ever been minding your own business and have sen or heard something that was so outrageous or plain disgusting and you couldn't help but say to yourself, "I am no expert, but...

I had one of those moments today at work. I was in the Ladies room, aka the office minding my own business in the stall, and by that i mean i was pooping and playing candy crush (don't act like you don't need entertainment on the toilet or poop) , and someone walks in the bathroom. This is always very awkward especially if you are mid poop and the door closes and they here the splash. Ok, enough of the poop talk. So i sat there in silence, kind of like Madea does in her plays when she is pretending no one can see her, and the person begins to wash their hands. I think oh nice thats awesome clean your hands before you have to wipe your vagina. That's sanitary.

I continued to sit there in silence and realized that the person began to wash dishes in the bathroom sink. Now, I am no expert, but that's nasty and a quick way to get ecoli. I mean people wipe their asses, then touch the soap dispenser, then touch the sink knobs with their shitty soapy hands.But someone in this world thought it would be a great idea to was dishes in the bathroom sink. What made it nastier is that I heard a utensil clanking around. *makes vomit sound* I had every intention on splashing a poop in the toilet but i was so grossed out by this woman washing her dishes in the sink. Maybe it would make sense if she were at home and have just sanitized the whole bathroom and her kitchen sink was broken.

Who washes dishes in a public bathroom? Then we wonder why people are sick everywhere? Sheesh.