Get your winter Bun!!!

Well winter is quickly approaching so you know what that means if you don’t have a winter bun in line by now you may not have one come the winter time. For those who don't know what a winter bun is, a winter bun is a cuff buddy (a warm body) someone to keep you company while it’s cold.

The time to start looking for that winter bun is the end of August. It’s usually someone who you wouldn’t be seen in public with under different circumstances. Someone who you know you can deal with for a few months but nothing longer. Someone who will actually help keep you warm or who can cook, you know for those days you are snowed in.

Another thing you should look for when looking for the winter Bun is someone who at least likes the same kind of movies. Who the hell wants to lay on the couch and cuddle to some bullshit ass movies? Another thing in the bag they are to have a tooth brush, washcloth, fresh underwear and enough prophylactics. Anything more is grounds for dismissal.

The Last thing you need to remember when choosing your winter bun is that they are not supposed to last forever. As soon as there is a 70 degree day, it’s time for them to pack up their toothbrush, wash cloth and underwear and go. You have to make it look like things aren’t working because they are not happy. You need to start acting up so they break it off then once august comes back along again you can act like you’re sorry if they were a good bun.

Until next time folks... Stay warm, stay safe and get Bunned!!