That Ass from the Past

Today I want to talk about "That Ass from the Past", not to be confused from the blast from the past. Basically the ass from the past is that ex that won’t stop stalking you for sex. Now If you have actually had a sex life and are fairly decent in the bedroom there are things that your exes will remember about you. Unfortunately sometimes these people come back from the past trying to acquire that ass.

This is when absolute will power is required. I always try to remind myself these people are part of the past because things didn’t work out. There are only a few exemptions to the rule where it is ok to let that ass from the past back into your bedroom. These exceptions are as follows:

“That Ass from the Past” became such because of the distance between you guys. Maybe they moved away or maybe you moved away. Getting reacquainted is not bad if the situation allows. Plus who doesn't like a nice trip from time to time.

“That Ass from the Past” was as a result of your schedules. Sometimes as adults our schedules do not permit us to give the time we should to the people in our lives therefore causing us to grow apart.

These are a list of situations where you should not give in to the ass from the past:

If you guys were a couple and things didn’t work out because of the partner’s personality. 8 times out of 10 they are still the same person you once knew. Just because they got a new haircut, tan or even a new body does not mean that they will have become a better person on the inside. Change is a slow process.

They are now married. Please do not adulterate. I don't care how much they are swearing they are separated and are getting divorced. IF they live in the same house with their spouse most likely the person is lying to you.

Do not give in to "That Ass from the Past" as pity sex. If you dumped that person 8 years ago and things were on bad terms because of you. Do not give up the nookie because you feel bad for what you did to them. That would be the perfect time for them to get back at you for possibly shattering their lives.

Basically what it all boils down to is using your common sense in these situations. If your gut feeling is telling you not to do it, then listen. A lot of times as people we do not listen to our own conscience and we end up making the same stupid mistakes. A good friend of mine used to tell me "A hard head makes for a soft ass" I learned this the hard way.

So what are some other reasons why "That Ass from the Past" either should or shouldn't be given another chance at rocking your world?