Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?

It's officially Football season. This is the time that makes or breaks relationships. This is something a lot of women don't understand. This could also be why they most women never make it past the winter with their men, thus becoming only a winter bun.

Ladies, you don't have to like football. You don't have to understand the game but you need to know your man, if he is a football fanatic, well he will watch football all day Sunday, Monday night and Thursdays as well. If he follows college football then his Saturday's are booked too. Support your man in his addiction. It will pay off to your benefit in the long run. Here are some pointers.

Make him a Sunday football spread of his favorite finger foods. You need to know that he will NOT be eating at the dinner table. So don't try to get cleaver and make a romantic dinner. You will be disappointed. With that food you are making him make sure you have his favorite drink. Most men enjoy a nice brew with their football and please make sure it’s cold, unless he is German then he might enjoy warm beer.

The basic thing to know about football is that there are 4 quarters. Halftime is your time to talk to him. This is the time you can ask him to take out the trash or give him some nice head. He will really appreciate it if you didn't interrupt him in the middle of the game. I think the only real exception is if the house is on fire. Ladies, please don't set the house on fire to get some attention.

The last pointer I will give you is this. If you have a comfy couch then join him in watching his favorite team. Show interest in his interests. Cuddle up next to him on the couch and enjoy those snacks and beer that you worked so hard to fix for him. Warning: The time to ask questions about football is not when he is yelling cause his team is losing. Ask as little questions as possible eventually you will understand the game. He might even volunteer information if he knows you don't know the game.

I am not saying all of this will guarantee that your relationship will last forever.... I am just saying this will help avoid a lot of unnecessary arguments. Also this goes both ways, I know there are a lot of men out there that are not into football. If you woman is into football show her that support. It's a two way street.

Am I right and am I right?
Has football ruined your relationship?