Ride or die

Earlier today I made a comment about riding penis, I said "Riding penis is like riding a bike; after not riding for a long time the first time you are a little shaky but before long you get that rhythm back. Someone told me that this subject better make it to my blog. So here is it. Ride or die. Fellas, how many girls during your courting process say "I can ride a mean penis." Then you figure out she is as stiff as a board and as exciting as watching a sponge.

                    

Here is where the Popcorn Popper comes in. Ladies, it’s time to ride or die. Some women are afraid of being on top. Why? Is it because he is looking up at you? Or because you are lazy and don’t want to have to do all the work? Fear no more. There are different ways to ride where you can be comfy and find the right groove. Just like giving head, you have to gauge what your guy likes by how hard and excited he is. Imagine that, being receptive to what your partner likes. If it was only about you this would be called B.O.B or die but it’s not.

There are different methods that one can try and don't think I’m giving away my personal secrets. No sire Bob. Riding is all in the hips, waist and thighs. You need to have motion. I think some of you ladies need a trip to the gentlemen's club. Not all women agree with this but dancers do work hard. Being sexy is not always easy. Well most of you Suzy's know because you are reading this. There are certain moves that exotics dancers do on the stage that can help you with your technique.

Another tool that women can use is porn. Pick up your jaws. Yes, I said ladies you need to watch porn. There are a lot of women out there that claim not to watch it but I’m here to tell you that you need to. Just to let you know not all women in the adult industry can ride a penis but you will know who got those oohhhh weee skills.

If you don't want him looking up at you lean into him, brush your lips up against his neck while you are finding your rhythm. If you are doing this don’t forget to be all the way down around the base and grind. Make sure it’s as good to him as it is to you. Once again I am not giving away my secrets but if any of you ladies need some pointers feel free to ask.

Ladies, remember what you won’t do another woman will. Gents, if your lady is lacking in this area find a nice way to tell her. You have to show her what feel goods to you. Sex without communication is just like doing it to yourself on a bad day. You know when you try 8 different things and none of them get your off so you just fall asleep instead.

Ladies, are you a ride or die chick?

Gents, is your woman a ride or die?