The incredible exploding breasts

I want to take a few minutes to talk about women with breast implants. I have nothing against them especially if they look natural but I do have something against exploding titties. I found out today that a woman in London had a breast explode while playing paint ball. This occurrence is concerning and alarming. What else can cause breast implants to explode? Aside from the regular warnings here are some things that I came up with:

Just like an aerosol can has a warning contents under pressure do not store in extreme heat. I started thinking that well what about implants? Are they made to with stand extreme heat all the time? I mean would a person with implants suffer from an explosion if they stay out in the sun for long periods of time? Could this be why people choose tanning beds instead?

Would a breast implant burst while the person is jumping rope? Let's think about this. The person is jumping up and down thus shaking the implant vigorously. Can you imagine an implant bursting like a water balloon? Splash.

Do you think a breast implant can with stand the force from a rollercoaster? All of that pressure from the G force pressing against the chest of a person with implants. Not only do I think it would burst the implant but it might just blow the whole titty up. This would be a tragic event. Man what about sky diving? Oh man...

So ladies and Gents I know people get implants for different reasons. Just hear me out. If you want to lead a full life of adventure and excitement please rethink this surgery. You might end up having to get reconstructive titty surgery. Imagine having to get skin graphed off your thigh to make your titty look normal because it exploded while you were living your life. Doesn't seem like a good look.