The fundamentals of face

Ok folks so here it is as promised, The Fundamentals of face. I know that the men enjoyed knowing that I put the fundamentals of head out there for those ladies who think they are head doctors when they really are head cases. Now it is time for me to school you men by giving you insight and tips on your face time game. Not to be confused with any apple products I am talking licking vagina.

Just as communication is important for giving head it goes the same for giving face. While it is easier for a female to fake her moans than it is for a guy to fake a woody guys please communicate. Every woman likes different things. There are some women who do not appreciate direct clitoral contact. It is a sensitive spot and it can get uncomfortable really fast. Ask her where she likes it done, on it or just to the right or left of it. Depending on how well your partner knows her vagina she will be able to get you dead on so you are not licking for 3 hours and nothing.

Listen to her body. If she is too busy moaning to use her words then you need to use her body as a guide. If she pushes your head closer that is a good sign. While shaking can be an indication that you are doing something good it can double as a no go. You may be hitting a sensitive spot too much and she will eventually stop you or worse. She may start laughing uncontrollably.

Give her the middle finger. No, I do not mean shoot her the bird. Put your middle finger in her vagina palm facing up and proceed with the come hither motion. If you feel something spongy inside good you are hitting the right spot. Now I am warning you. This is the G spot. Some women will make it rain on your face if she has a vaginal orgasm. This can occur with enough stimulation to the Gspot. So if you know your woman is a soaker wear some water goggles.

Women are not cats. While we do enjoy the simple lick, please change it up. Write your name with your tongue, spell out the alphabet, make the number 8 and apply slow pressure as you do it. While this gives her pressure you changing your motions will help you find which one she likes the best. So if she is an O girl then O her till she OOOOOO's.

The last tip I am going to leave you with is this just like your balls like attention so do ours. Rub her breast a little while you are spelling out your favorite beer. Kiss on her lips, not the ones on her face but her vaginal lips. Give her a little tease.

Just like my head blog I do have more tricks but why give them all away. You guys have to learn certain things on your own. Your women will thank you if you have provided a job well done. You guys just hope she isn't a one nut wonder. The one nut wonders are people who get their orgasms and turn over and go right to sleep.

*disclaimer* I am not responsible for any stalkers you may obtain by following my tips. Also if she squirts in your eye I did warn about the goggles.