Thursday, August 25, 2011

The mystery of the Queefs


There are many elements of sex that are awesome but queefing has to be one of the most embarrassing things that can happen to a woman next to passing gas. I had someone ask what queefing was. A queef is a vaginal fart. There is really no nicer way to put it. This happens air gets caught in the vaginal canal during sex then comes out making a pffftt sound.

Yes it really sounds like your vagina is farting. The only difference between a queef and a fart is the queef doesn't smell like yesterdays chili and corn. One would hope not anyway. Ladies, if your queef smells rotten then you have bigger fish to fry. Go see your GYN, ASAP.

There are a few men that I have spoken to about the topics of queefs and there seems to be mixed opinions on the subject. Some men are absolutely appalled and it is an automatic mood killer. You would get the, what did you just do face and as they accuse you of passing gas as their little soldier goes into retreat mode. That's because they don't know what just happened or the cause of it. At that point even if the session continues after a queef the rest is really awkward especially if you are laughing.

The men that don't mind the queefs will look at your with pride and give you a grin. These are the guys that will make funny jokes like of she's talking to me. Meanwhile they will try to make it happen again. I don't think I know very many women who admittedly said they love it when they queef. I am sure that there are some out there.

I have now educated you guys on the pffttt..
Do you have any queefing stories?
Ladies, do you queef?

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