The fundamentals of head

Well ladies and gentlemen welcome to another addition of popcorn and pillows. I am your resident blogger the Popcorn Popper. Today I want to talk to you about the fundamentals of head. Don't worry ladies the next edition will be the fundamentals of face. The guys need to be educated as much as we do.

The main thing about giving your partner decent head is communication. You need to know what your partner likes. Different guys like different things. It’s ok to ask a guy if he likes something. Ask him for suggestions and do not get mad when you find out you were not the head doctor you thought you were.

The next thing is no scrapping, not all men like it when you use teeth. Now ladies not all penises are the same size so you need to figure out how much space you have and what position is the best when giving your man head. For example, if you man is rather thick then giving him head while you lay sideways may not be a great idea. Give him head straight on and make sure you curl your lips slightly in so that the lip protects the penis from the teeth. I’m not saying make granny lips. You know the ones that are sunken in, but a little lip tuck goes a long way.

Another thing please pay attention to your man. While asking helps he will talk without words. If you do something and the penis gets soft then don’t do that again. Common sense, well you would think. If you are doing something and his toes are curling don't stop unless he asks you to. The worst thing in the world is for something to be feeling good and the person changes it up.

Next on my list is moisture. I don’t know many guys who like their dick to feel like it is being scrapped with sand paper. Make sure your mouth is fairly moist. Not all men like slobbers but all men like to feel moisture. So if your mouth is dry, get a drink of water or chew some gum. Please use some common sense. If you are chewing gum and giving head make sure you don't chew on the penis. Or worse, get the gum stuck in his pubes. Hopefully he has sense enough to have all that trimmed and groomed for you.

The last thing I am going to tell you is don’t forget the balls. Lick them, suck them, and hold them. They have feelings too. Guys love their balls fondled while you have a mouth full of their penis. It adds that extra pleasure.

There are a lot of great things that I did not cover. I will not give away my secrets. So I am just giving the basics. I can't guarantee that you will start giving porn star head if you follow these tips but I do know this will get you on your way to it.


What are some of the fundamentals you think I left out? Any questions?